Mort Sahl

Mort Sahl · 90

(b) May 11th, 1927





Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum · 59

(b) May 10th, 1958

Susan Sarandon

Susan Sarandon · 70

(b) Oct 4th, 1946


Cher

Cher · 71

(b) May 20th, 1946

Nicolas Sarkozy

Nicolas Sarkozy · 62

(b) Jan 28th, 1955

Ben Savage

Ben Savage · 36

(b) Sep 13th, 1980






Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger · 69

(b) Jul 30th, 1947

David Schwimmer

David Schwimmer · 50

(b) Nov 2nd, 1966

Ridley Scott

Ridley Scott · 79

(b) Nov 30th, 1937


Willard Scott

Willard Scott · 83

(b) Mar 7th, 1934

Vin Scully

Vin Scully · 89

(b) Nov 29th, 1927


Kesha

Kesha · 30

(b) Mar 1st, 1987

George Segal

George Segal · 83

(b) Feb 13th, 1934


Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld · 63

(b) Apr 29th, 1954


Tom Selleck

Tom Selleck · 72

(b) Jan 29th, 1945

Brian Setzer

Brian Setzer · 58

(b) Apr 10th, 1959



Gene Shalit

Gene Shalit · 91

(b) Mar 25th, 1926





The Iron Sheik

The Iron Sheik · 74

(b) Mar 5th, 1943

Cybill Shepherd

Cybill Shepherd · 67

(b) Feb 18th, 1950


Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore · 49

(b) Feb 1st, 1968

Martin Short

Martin Short · 67

(b) Mar 26th, 1950






Paul Simon

Paul Simon · 75

(b) Oct 13th, 1941




Nikki Sixx

Nikki Sixx · 58

(b) Dec 11th, 1958



Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff · 66

(b) Jan 24th, 1951

Tone Loc

Tone Loc · 51

(b) Mar 3rd, 1966


LL Cool J

LL Cool J · 49

(b) Jan 14th, 1968



Busta Rhymes

Busta Rhymes · 45

(b) May 20th, 1972




Stephen Sondheim

Stephen Sondheim · 87

(b) Mar 22nd, 1930

George Soros

George Soros · 86

(b) Aug 12th, 1930



Boris Spassky

Boris Spassky · 80

(b) Jan 30th, 1937

Britney Spears

Britney Spears · 35

(b) Dec 2nd, 1981






Mark Spitz

Mark Spitz · 67

(b) Feb 10th, 1950

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer · 57

(b) Jun 10th, 1959

Latrell Sprewell

Latrell Sprewell · 46

(b) Sep 8th, 1970


Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer · 73

(b) Feb 13th, 1944

Bruce Springsteen

Bruce Springsteen · 67

(b) Sep 23rd, 1949

Steve Spurrier

Steve Spurrier · 72

(b) Apr 20th, 1945



Ringo Starr

Ringo Starr · 76

(b) Jul 7th, 1940

Bart Starr

Bart Starr · 83

(b) Jan 9th, 1934



Hank Steinbrenner

Hank Steinbrenner · 60

(b) Apr 2nd, 1957

Gloria Steinem

Gloria Steinem · 83

(b) Mar 25th, 1934



John Paul Stevens

John Paul Stevens · 97

(b) Apr 20th, 1920

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart · 27

(b) Apr 9th, 1990




Matt Stone

Matt Stone · 46

(b) May 26th, 1971

Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone · 59

(b) Mar 10th, 1958


Sly Stone

Sly Stone · 74

(b) Mar 15th, 1943






Jodie Sweetin

Jodie Sweetin · 35

(b) Jan 19th, 1982

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift · 27

(b) Dec 13th, 1989

Loretta Swit

Loretta Swit · 79

(b) Nov 4th, 1937


Barry Switzer

Barry Switzer · 79

(b) Oct 5th, 1937

 

 

Guess the Stiff!

"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998