Joe Jackson

Joe Jackson · 62

(b) Aug 11th, 1954



Jesse Jackson Sr.

Jesse Jackson Sr. · 75

(b) Oct 8th, 1941

Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad)

Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad) · 87

(b) Jul 26th, 1929



Michael Jackson (King of talk-radio)

Michael Jackson (King of talk-radio) · 83

(b) Apr 16th, 1934

Paris Jackson

Paris Jackson · 19

(b) Apr 3rd, 1998


Prince Jackson Jr.

Prince Jackson Jr. · 20

(b) Feb 13th, 1997

Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson · 68

(b) Dec 21st, 1948


Al Jaffee

Al Jaffee · 96

(b) Mar 13th, 1921

Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger · 73

(b) Jul 26th, 1943

Clive James

Clive James · 77

(b) Oct 7th, 1939




Caitlyn Jenner

Caitlyn Jenner · 67

(b) Oct 28th, 1949

Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner · 61

(b) Nov 5th, 1955


Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy · 64

(b) Mar 12th, 1953

Derek Jeter

Derek Jeter · 43

(b) Jun 26th, 1974


Penn Jillette

Penn Jillette · 62

(b) Mar 5th, 1955

Ann Jillian

Ann Jillian · 67

(b) Jan 29th, 1950



Glynis Johns

Glynis Johns · 93

(b) Oct 5th, 1923

Arte Johnson

Arte Johnson · 88

(b) Jan 20th, 1929



Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Johnson · 41

(b) Sep 17th, 1975

Jimmy Johnson (NFL Guy)

Jimmy Johnson (NFL Guy) · 74

(b) Jul 16th, 1943


Larry Johnson

Larry Johnson · 37

(b) Nov 19th, 1979

Luci Johnson

Luci Johnson · 70

(b) Jul 2nd, 1947



Jerry Jones

Jerry Jones · 74

(b) Oct 13th, 1942



Shirley Jones

Shirley Jones · 83

(b) Mar 31st, 1934

Star Jones

Star Jones · 55

(b) Mar 24th, 1962


Tommy Lee Jones

Tommy Lee Jones · 70

(b) Sep 15th, 1946

Kim Jong-un

Kim Jong-un · 34

(b) Jan 8th, 1983



Cuba Jr.

Cuba Jr. · 49

(b) Jan 2nd, 1968

 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998