James Caan

James Caan · 77

(b) Mar 26th, 1940

Herman Cain

Herman Cain · 71

(b) Dec 13th, 1945


Michael Caine

Michael Caine · 84

(b) Mar 14th, 1933

Jim Calhoun

Jim Calhoun · 75

(b) May 10th, 1942

David Cameron

David Cameron · 51

(b) Oct 9th, 1966




Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon · 37

(b) Oct 8th, 1980

Jose Canseco

Jose Canseco · 53

(b) Jul 2nd, 1964



Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey · 47

(b) Mar 27th, 1970





Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne · 35

(b) Sep 27th, 1982

Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter · 93

(b) Oct 1st, 1924


Jay-Z

Jay-Z · 47

(b) Dec 4th, 1969

David Caruso

David Caruso · 61

(b) Jan 7th, 1956



Raul Castro

Raul Castro · 86

(b) Jun 3rd, 1931


Dick Cavett

Dick Cavett · 80

(b) Nov 19th, 1936

Ron Cey

Ron Cey · 69

(b) Feb 15th, 1948


Richard Chamberlain

Richard Chamberlain · 83

(b) Mar 31st, 1934

Carol Channing

Carol Channing · 96

(b) Jan 31st, 1921



Mark David Chapman

Mark David Chapman · 62

(b) May 10th, 1955


Chubby Checker

Chubby Checker · 76

(b) Oct 3rd, 1941

Julie Chen

Julie Chen · 47

(b) Jan 6th, 1970



Tommy Chong

Tommy Chong · 79

(b) May 24th, 1938

Chris Christie

Chris Christie · 55

(b) Sep 6th, 1962


Madonna

Madonna · 59

(b) Aug 16th, 1958


Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton · 71

(b) Mar 30th, 1946


Petula Clark

Petula Clark · 84

(b) Nov 15th, 1932


Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson · 35

(b) Apr 24th, 1982

Robert Clary

Robert Clary · 91

(b) Mar 1st, 1926


Beverly Cleary

Beverly Cleary · 101

(b) Apr 12th, 1916

John Cleese

John Cleese · 77

(b) Oct 27th, 1939






Gary Condit

Gary Condit · 69

(b) Apr 21st, 1948


Billy Connolly

Billy Connolly · 74

(b) Nov 24th, 1942

Robert Conrad

Robert Conrad · 87

(b) Mar 1st, 1930



Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper · 69

(b) Feb 4th, 1948




Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby · 80

(b) Jul 12th, 1937


Kevin Costner

Kevin Costner · 62

(b) Jan 18th, 1955


Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell · 58

(b) Oct 7th, 1959


Bryan Cranston

Bryan Cranston · 61

(b) Mar 7th, 1956



David Crosby

David Crosby · 76

(b) Aug 14th, 1941


Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise · 55

(b) Jul 3rd, 1962

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz · 46

(b) Dec 22nd, 1970


Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal · 69

(b) Mar 14th, 1948

Mark Cuban

Mark Cuban · 59

(b) Jul 31st, 1958

Macaulay Culkin

Macaulay Culkin · 37

(b) Aug 26th, 1980



Billy Cyrus

Billy Cyrus · 56

(b) Aug 25th, 1961


Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus · 24

(b) Nov 23rd, 1992

 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003