This list was submitted by USER01606 on Thursday, December 26th, 2002 at 10:11 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Gregory Peck | June 12th, 2003 | 87 |
| 7 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 6 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 5 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
| 4 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 3 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 2 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
| 1 | Sharon Osbourne | Alive | ? |
| 34 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003