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This list was submitted by Captain Chaos 08 on Monday, December 23rd, 2002 at 8:24 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
9Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Phil RizzutoAugust 13th, 200789
6Madame Chiang Kai-Shek October 23rd, 2003106
5Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
4Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
3Jack Elam October 20th, 200382
2Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
1Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998