He was the official Santa Claus to six U.S. Presidents, with 38 Santa outfits, and a year-round Yuletide display, and yet, no one ever questioned his sanity. Then, the very day after he ho-ho-hoed his last ...
Robert George was never played in a game.
Ever notice that fat and funny often seem to go hand in hand? Unfortunately, so do fat and dead.
(d) December 18th, 1997