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This list was submitted by EWWWWWW for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
9Senor WencesApril 20th, 1999103
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Pol Pot April 15th, 199872
6Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
5Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
4Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
3Garrison KeillorAlive?
2James Earl Ray April 23rd, 199870
1Frank Sinatra May 14th, 199882
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999