This list was submitted by USER01652 on Friday, December 20th, 2002 at 8:35 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Maureen Stapleton | March 13th, 2006 | 80 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | Mumia Abu-Jamal | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 5 | Patty Duke | March 29th, 2016 | 69 |
| 4 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 3 | Leonard Nimoy | February 27th, 2015 | 83 |
| 2 | Larry 'Bud' Melman | March 19th, 2007 | 85 |
| 1 | Kurt Waldheim | June 14th, 2007 | 88 |
| 9 points | 1 hit |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000