This list was submitted by northern reaper on Thursday, December 19th, 2002 at 4:08 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 4 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 3 | Charles Manson | November 19th, 2017 | 83 |
| 2 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 1 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 64 |
| 34 points | 5 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002