Roland, the headless thompson gunner

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This list was submitted by Nurseboy on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 10:01 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
9Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
8Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
7Prince RainierApril 6th, 200581
6Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
5Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
4Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
3Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
2David BrinkleyJune 11th, 2003?
1Walter Annenberg October 1st, 200294
1 point 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002