Tsuga - Heartattack & Vine

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This list was submitted by Tsuga on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 11:02 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ryan O'NealDecember 8th, 202382
9Maximilian SchellFebruary 1st, 201483
8Edmund HillaryJanuary 11th, 200888
7Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
6Simon WiesenthalSeptember 20th, 200596
5Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
4Peter O'TooleDecember 14th, 201381
3Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
2Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
1Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003