This list was submitted by Tsuga on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 11:02 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ryan O'Neal | December 8th, 2023 | 82 |
9 | Maximilian Schell | February 1st, 2014 | 83 |
8 | Edmund Hillary | January 11th, 2008 | 88 |
7 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
6 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
5 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
4 | Peter O'Toole | December 14th, 2013 | 81 |
3 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
2 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
1 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003