This list was submitted by cape cadaver on Thursday, September 26th, 2002 at 12:46 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bill Shoemaker | October 12th, 2003 | 72 |
| 9 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 8 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Julia Child | August 13th, 2004 | 91 |
| 3 | Andy Rooney | November 5th, 2011 | 92 |
| 2 | Mike Wallace | April 7th, 2012 | 93 |
| 1 | Maureen O'Hara | October 24th, 2015 | 95 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003