This list was submitted by USER01115 on Monday, February 25th, 2002 at 7:18 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
9 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
8 | Phil Rizzuto | August 13th, 2007 | 89 |
7 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
6 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
5 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
4 | Juan Antonio Samaranch | April 21st, 2010 | 89 |
3 | Jim Nabors | November 30th, 2017 | 87 |
2 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
1 | Wilford Brimley | August 1st, 2020 | 85 |
6 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003