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This list was submitted by Loki on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002 at 4:43 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
9Sarah BradyApril 3rd, 201573
8Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon March 30th, 200294
7Dudley Moore March 27th, 200266
6Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
5Billy Wilder March 27th, 200295
4Art BuchwaldJanuary 17th, 200781
3Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
2Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
1Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002