This list was submitted by Jim for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lynn Redgrave | May 3rd, 2010 | 67 |
| 9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Yvonne Craig | August 17th, 2015 | 78 |
| 7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 6 | Arte Johnson | July 3rd, 2019 | 90 |
| 5 | Rick Hendrick | Alive | ? |
| 4 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 3 | Richard Harris | October 25th, 2002 | 72 |
| 2 | Frank Sinatra | May 14th, 1998 | 82 |
| 1 | James Earl Ray | April 23rd, 1998 | 70 |
| 3 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021