This list was submitted by USER02757 on Monday, January 21st, 2002 at 5:15 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 8 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Jim Marshall | June 3rd, 2025 | 87 |
| 5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 4 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 3 | Joel Siegel | June 29th, 2007 | 63 |
| 2 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 1 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 18 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998