Vicious Piranha-Blood On The Badge — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER02831 on Wednesday, January 16th, 2002 at 11:16 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
9	Tom Laughlin	December 12th, 2013	82
8	Lester Maddox	June 25th, 2003	87
7	Bob Hayes	September 18th, 2002	59
6	Billy Wilder	March 27th, 2002	95
5	Roone Arledge	December 5th, 2002	71
4	. Suharto	January 27th, 2008	86
3	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
2	Jim Marshall	Alive	?
1	Dorothy Rodham	November 1st, 2011	92
28 points		4 hits

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003