Jennifer Watson 1 — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John Gielgud	May 21st, 2000	96
9	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
8	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
7	Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon	March 30th, 2002	94
6	Art Carney	November 9th, 2003	85
5	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
4	Jim McKay	June 7th, 2008	86
3	Annette Funicello	April 8th, 2013	70
2	Frank Sinatra	May 14th, 1998	82
1	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
2 points		1 hit

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999