This list was submitted by USER03746 on Sunday, January 13th, 2002 at 7:40 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
7 | John Brodie | Alive | ? |
6 | Jim Marshall | June 3rd, 2025 | 87 |
5 | Desmond Tutu | December 26th, 2021 | 90 |
4 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
3 | Not Famous | ||
2 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
1 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
23 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999