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This list was submitted by USER03746 on Sunday, January 13th, 2002 at 7:40 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7John BrodieAlive?
6Jim MarshallJune 3rd, 202587
5Desmond TutuDecember 26th, 202190
4Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
3Not Famous 
2Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
1. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999