This list was submitted by USER03711 on Thursday, January 10th, 2002 at 5:09 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
8 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
7 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Not Famous | ||
4 | Hume Cronyn | June 15th, 2003 | 91 |
3 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
2 | Richard Widmark | March 24th, 2008 | 93 |
1 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
9 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003