die die die my darling

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
8	Fay Wray	August 8th, 2004	96
7	Madame Chiang Kai-Shek	October 23rd, 2003	106
6	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
5	Not Famous
4	Hume Cronyn	June 15th, 2003	91
3	Eli Wallach	June 24th, 2014	98
2	Richard Widmark	March 24th, 2008	93
1	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
9 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021