This list was submitted by USER00565 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 6:38 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Billy Wilder||March 27th, 2002||95|
|9||Rodney Dangerfield||October 5th, 2004||82|
|8||B. B. King||May 14th, 2015||89|
|7||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|6||Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon||March 30th, 2002||94|
|5||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|4||Katharine Hepburn||June 29th, 2003||96|
|3||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|2||Johnny Cash||September 12th, 2003||71|
|1||Marlon Brando||July 2nd, 2004||80|
|16 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003