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This list was submitted by USER01486 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 6:25 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
9Mullah OmarJuly 31st, 2013?
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon March 30th, 200294
6Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
3Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
2Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
1George W. BushAlive?
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003