This list was submitted by USER01486 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 6:25 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 9 | Mullah Omar | July 31st, 2013 | ? |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 4 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Gerald Ford | December 26th, 2006 | 93 |
| 1 | George W. Bush | Alive | ? |
| 7 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003