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This list was submitted by Buck on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 3:10 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
8Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
7Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
6Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
5Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
4Dudley Moore March 27th, 200266
3Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
2Gene WilderAugust 29th, 201683
1Robert Downey, Jr.Alive?
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003