This list was submitted by Buck on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 3:10 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 7 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 6 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 4 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 3 | Eunice Shriver | August 11th, 2009 | 88 |
| 2 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 1 | Robert Downey, Jr. | Alive | ? |
| 17 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003