This list was submitted by USER03013 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dan Dorfman | June 16th, 2012 | 80 |
| 9 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 8 | Weeb Ewbank | November 17th, 1998 | ? |
| 7 | Judith Exner | September 24th, 1999 | 65 |
| 6 | Ellen Corby | April 14th, 1999 | ? |
| 5 | Frank Sinatra | May 14th, 1998 | 82 |
| 4 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
| 3 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Yvonne Craig | August 17th, 2015 | 78 |
| 1 | Marie-Louise Meilleur | April 16th, 1998 | 117 |
| 14 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998