This list was submitted by ringbark on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 1:00 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Spike Milligan | February 27th, 2002 | 83 |
| 9 | Denis Thatcher | June 26th, 2003 | 88 |
| 8 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 7 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 6 | Gary Glitter | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Mikhail Gorbachev | August 30th, 2022 | 91 |
| 4 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 3 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 2 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 1 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000