This list was submitted by USER00020 on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 10:31 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Billy Wilder | March 27th, 2002 | 95 |
| 7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 6 | Jack Buck | June 18th, 2002 | 77 |
| 5 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
| 4 | Aaron Spelling | June 23rd, 2006 | 83 |
| 3 | Freddy Fender | October 14th, 2006 | 69 |
| 2 | Bob Hayes | September 18th, 2002 | 59 |
| 1 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 25 points | 4 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999