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This list was submitted by IAGO on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 9:55 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
8John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
7Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
6Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
5Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
4Art CarneyNovember 9th, 200385
3Howard KeelNovember 7th, 200485
2Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
1Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003