This list was submitted by USER00055 on Sunday, December 30th, 2001 at 9:36 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
9 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
6 | Joel Siegel | June 29th, 2007 | 63 |
5 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
4 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
3 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
2 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
1 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
22 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003