Die ya Bastard — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Billy Wilder	March 27th, 2002	95
9	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
8	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
7	Leni Riefenstahl	September 8th, 2003	101
6	Alistair Cooke	March 30th, 2004	95
5	Elia Kazan	September 28th, 2003	94
4	Eddie Albert	May 26th, 2005	99
3	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
2	Walter Annenberg	October 1st, 2002	94
1	Edward Teller	September 9th, 2003	95
12 points		2 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999