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This list was submitted by USER00986 on Saturday, December 29th, 2001 at 1:05 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Sam LaceyMarch 15th, 201465
5Princess Margaret February 9th, 200271
4Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
3Freddy FenderOctober 14th, 200669
2Philip JohnsonJanuary 25th, 200598
1Betty CarterSeptember 26th, 199869
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998