This list was submitted by DeathWish on Thursday, December 27th, 2001 at 8:36 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 6 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 5 | Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | August 3rd, 2008 | 89 |
| 4 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
| 3 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 2 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
| 1 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 16 points | 3 hits |
Dear Abby,
I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE
Dear Betrayed -
I'm dead.
(d) January 16th, 2013