This list was submitted by DeathWish on Thursday, December 27th, 2001 at 8:36 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 6 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 5 | Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn | August 3rd, 2008 | 89 |
| 4 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
| 3 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 2 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
| 1 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 16 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003