This list was submitted by USER01434 on Tuesday, December 25th, 2001 at 2:06 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
9 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
6 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
5 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
3 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
2 | Hume Cronyn | June 15th, 2003 | 91 |
1 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
13 points | 3 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014