Cheryl Valadez 2 — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Paul Prudhomme	October 8th, 2015	75
9	Robert Downey, Jr.	Alive	?
8	Boxcar Willie	April 12th, 1999	67
7	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
6	Douglas Fairbanks	May 7th, 2000	90
5	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
4	Red Adair	August 7th, 2004	89
3	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
2	Frank Sinatra	May 14th, 1998	82
1	Richard Harris	October 25th, 2002	72
2 points		1 hit

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999