La Muerte 2

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This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Saturday, December 22nd, 2001 at 10:30 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
9Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
8Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
7Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
6Mel StottlemyreJanuary 13th, 201977
5Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Gerald FordDecember 26th, 200693
2Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
1Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He was Ireland's version of Jack Kevorkian, claiming to have helped some 50 people to die, and swearing he would kill himself. He went to Thailand to fulfill his promise, but returned upon discovering that euthanasia is illegal there too. Then he died in his sleep. What a schmuck.

(d) December 17th, 1998