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This list was submitted by DeathWish on Friday, August 31st, 2001 at 9:32 AM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
6Boutros Boutros-GhaliFebruary 16th, 201693
5Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
4George Harrison November 29th, 200158
3Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
2Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
1Anne BancroftJune 7th, 200573
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999