This list was submitted by FTG on Thursday, August 30th, 2001 at 3:40 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Sandra Dee | February 20th, 2005 | 62 |
| 9 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 7 | George Harrison | November 29th, 2001 | 58 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
| 2 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 7 points | 1 hit | ||
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999