Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by USER03577 on Sunday, August 26th, 2001 at 12:26 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ann JillianAlive76
9Julie AndrewsAlive?
8Helen ThomasJuly 20th, 201392
7Dick MartinMay 24th, 200886
6Leonard NimoyFebruary 27th, 201583
5Roman PolanskiAlive?
4Vanessa RedgraveAlive89
3Adam WestJune 10th, 201788
2Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
1Petula ClarkAlive93
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999