This list was submitted by USER03577 on Sunday, August 26th, 2001 at 12:26 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ann Jillian | Alive | 76 |
| 9 | Julie Andrews | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Helen Thomas | July 20th, 2013 | 92 |
| 7 | Dick Martin | May 24th, 2008 | 86 |
| 6 | Leonard Nimoy | February 27th, 2015 | 83 |
| 5 | Roman Polanski | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Vanessa Redgrave | Alive | 89 |
| 3 | Adam West | June 10th, 2017 | 88 |
| 2 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 1 | Petula Clark | Alive | 93 |
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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999