This list was submitted by FTG on Friday, August 24th, 2001 at 1:31 PM PDT for The September '01 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 8 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Mike Mansfield | October 5th, 2001 | 98 |
| 5 | Sandra Dee | February 20th, 2005 | 62 |
| 4 | Betty Hutton | March 11th, 2007 | 86 |
| 3 | George Harrison | November 29th, 2001 | 58 |
| 2 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 9 points | 2 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998