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This list was submitted by USER01267 on Friday, January 12th, 2001 at 11:19 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
9	King Sihanouk	October 14th, 2012	89
8	Augusto Pinochet	December 10th, 2006	91
7	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
6	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
5	. Suharto	January 27th, 2008	86
4	Sam Snead	May 23rd, 2002	89
3	Lady Bird Johnson	July 11th, 2007	94
2	Dale Evans	February 7th, 2001	88
1	Mickey Rooney	April 6th, 2014	93
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