My Very Second Death List

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This list was submitted by USER00955 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 11:58 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Leni RiefenstahlSeptember 8th, 2003101
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
5Leon AskinJune 3rd, 200597
4Oral RobertsDecember 15th, 200991
3Mortimer Adler June 28th, 2001?
2Paul WinchellJune 24th, 200582
1Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002