Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
Mike Royko was never played in a game.
Not that it does him any good now, but in a game situation, the other guy would probably have been called for an illegal pick.
(d) May 20th, 2000