Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
Mike Royko was never played in a game.
Say what you want about that crazy wheelchair and weird robot voice - this guy got ALL the chicks.
(d) March 13th, 2018