Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
Mike Royko was never played in a game.
They called him "The Greatest Portland Trailblazer of all time", which is kinda like being called "The greatest taco chef of all time".
(d) October 31st, 2010