This list was submitted by USER00996 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 7:48 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|9||Peggy Lee||January 21st, 2002||81|
|8||Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon||March 30th, 2002||94|
|7||Milton Berle||March 27th, 2002||93|
|6||Hume Cronyn||June 15th, 2003||91|
|5||Imogene Coca||June 2nd, 2001||?|
|3||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|2||Mickey Rooney||April 6th, 2014||93|
|1||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|5 points||1 hit|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003