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This list was submitted by USER00996 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 7:48 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Peggy LeeJanuary 21st, 200281
8Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6Hume CronynJune 15th, 200391
5Imogene Coca June 2nd, 2001?
4Joe PiscopoAlive?
3Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
2Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
1Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003