Chicago Stiff

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This list was submitted by USER00695 on Thursday, December 28th, 2000 at 4:00 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Studs TerkelOctober 31st, 200896
9Milton FriedmanNovember 16th, 200694
8Paul HarveyFebruary 28th, 200990
7Mike WallaceApril 7th, 201293
6Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
5Dennis RodmanAlive?
4Ann LandersJune 22nd, 200283
3Mike DitkaAlive?
2Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
1Jesse JacksonAlive84
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013