Bart&DJ 2 'I'll take Jesse Camp to block'

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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Tuesday, December 26th, 2000 at 10:53 PM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Billy WilderMarch 27th, 200295
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Anne Lindbergh February 7th, 200194
6Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
5Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
4Eugene McCarthyDecember 10th, 200589
3Mortimer Adler June 28th, 2001?
2Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
1Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999