This list was submitted by USER01103 on Wednesday, December 20th, 2000 at 8:10 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
7 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
4 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
3 | Arthur Clarke | March 19th, 2008 | 90 |
2 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
1 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003