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This list was submitted by USER01103 on Wednesday, December 20th, 2000 at 8:10 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Dick CheneyAlive84
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
6Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
5Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
4Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
3Arthur ClarkeMarch 19th, 200890
2Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
1Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003