This list was submitted by USER00965 on Tuesday, April 25th, 2000 at 8:08 AM PDT for The April '00 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
9 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
8 | Paul Harvey | February 28th, 2009 | 90 |
7 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
6 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Eddie Mathews | February 18th, 2001 | 69 |
3 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
2 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999