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This list was submitted by USER00008 on Friday, March 31st, 2000 at 2:18 PM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pat LawfordSeptember 17th, 200682
9John O'Connor May 3rd, 200080
8Alan CranstonDecember 31st, 200086
7Dale EvansFebruary 7th, 200188
6Lew BurdetteFebruary 6th, 200780
5Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
4Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
3Leni RiefenstahlSeptember 8th, 2003101
2. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
1John LindsayDecember 19th, 200079
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003