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This list was submitted by The Mattoid on Monday, March 20th, 2000 at 6:36 AM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Tommy LasordaJanuary 7th, 202193
5Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
4Werner KlempererDecember 6th, 200080
3Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
2Calista FlockhartAlive?
1Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
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Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005