This list was submitted by USER01048 on Sunday, March 12th, 2000 at 11:13 AM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Ted Williams | July 5th, 2002 | ? |
| 8 | Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon | March 30th, 2002 | 94 |
| 7 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
| 4 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 3 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 2 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 1 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999