This list was submitted by USER01030 on Friday, March 10th, 2000 at 1:27 PM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
9 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
8 | John O'Connor | May 3rd, 2000 | 80 |
7 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
5 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
4 | Andy Griffith | July 3rd, 2012 | 86 |
3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
2 | Mr. T | Alive | 72 |
1 | Carroll O'Connor | June 21st, 2001 | 76 |
8 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999