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This list was submitted by USER01030 on Friday, March 10th, 2000 at 1:27 PM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
9Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
8John O'Connor May 3rd, 200080
7Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
6Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
5Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
4Andy GriffithJuly 3rd, 201286
3Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
2Mr. TAlive72
1Carroll O'ConnorJune 21st, 200176
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999